#2087: You Are Not A Worker, Or; For All The Good That Is Left
Thursday • March 27th 2025 • 4:37:21 pm • 5KB
I have had nuclear weapons pointed at me, from both sides, for no reason other than the cranky small minds of adult infants. I now live in a place, where such little men, used to say, a learned servant is a no good servant. And where I came from, religion...
#2086: Pairing Your Outfit And Perfume For The Gym
Wednesday • March 26th 2025 • 9:18:14 pm • 6KB
Preface, For those of us who are busy, or love being a critic, the perfume advice is humor, though ultimately real advice for lads. Whom I know will be reading this, because of the title, use hand sanitizer instead of a scented product that carries 30 feet...
#2085: Glass Half Full, Grasshopper
Tuesday • March 25th 2025 • 7:07:03 pm • 2KB
Fitness is easy, but before you begin, you have to empty your glass. Because everything you know, is what didn’t work for everyone else. Ladies, have fitness figured out. It is low calorie diet, which also extends your lifespan. And fast motion, and the...
#2084: Just Two Numbers; Or, Easy Peasy Data Synchronization For The Rest Of Us
Monday • March 24th 2025 • 9:30:29 pm • 3KB
Every use case has its quirks, so we will not get too deeply into examples. We will simply solve the problem of data synchronization, and let you apply it, to whatever you need. This type of synchronization is called eventual consistency, as it assumes...
#2083: What If Programming Is Everything?
Sunday • March 23rd 2025 • 9:04:09 pm • 3KB
Programming is very easy, just a handful of rules. And it is very much worth your time, because it can map everything. From annoying to read math, with crappy ambiguities. All the way up to logic, simulation, and visualization. You will learn more about...
#2082: A Beautiful Workout For Girls
Saturday • March 22nd 2025 • 10:21:46 pm • 4KB
Sets and reps only work once, because they challenge the body once. Initially, when switching, from no gym, to gym. This process can’t be re-created, because everyone ends up lifting too heavy. Too heavy, means, it is not possible to lift for longer. And...
#2081: Light Of Adventure
Friday • March 21st 2025 • 8:42:36 pm • 2KB
You are a warrior, and a warrior must venture out into the wild. You are not a student, not a worker, a warrior, you'll come homne some day, far in the future. Until then, you will learn, from books, and from adventure. You are not a worker, you are the...
#2080: Kitten In A Cup, Inc.
Thursday • March 20th 2025 • 6:25:34 pm • 5KB
At Kitten In A Cup, Inc., we believe in reimagining the world of companion animals and the art of surprise. Our flagship offering, a black Michigan squirrel with a lightly shaved tail, blends the charm of a familiar pet with an innovative twist. Each...
#2079: First Time At The Gym
Wednesday • March 19th 2025 • 9:49:53 pm • 4KB
Don't worry that it is your first time, here are some words of wisdom for you. Everyone is doing it the slow way, because they think exercise is magical. As a result, they only grow muscles once. When they go from not working out, to working out wrong. ...
#2078: Little Big Adventures
Tuesday • March 18th 2025 • 10:20:44 pm • 4KB
Aside from a long series of shenanigans, that included painting driftwood, building driftwood horses. Taking over a driftwood hut, like some kind of a hobo. And making driftwood fires, though not on the beach. I spent a lot of time listening to books, out...
#2077: Sitting At The Gym
Monday • March 17th 2025 • 7:42:53 pm • 4KB
Sitting at the gym, is something you must eliminate. It is a very reliable signal, that whatever you are doing is not a real workout. The way you can understand this, is to visualize an old lady, who bought too many groceries. Now she must carry some...
#2076: Computer Network Programming For Girls
Sunday • March 16th 2025 • 8:13:11 pm • 6KB
First of all what you are about to hear is heresy, and the words “network programming” have never been used this way. And I am going to be very direct with you, I just need you to know, the A, B, and C, so that you rise above it. But, please know that the...
#2075: Dumbbells
Saturday • March 15th 2025 • 9:06:46 pm • 3KB
Cycling standing dumbbell exercises so that your muscle groups rest, leads to the fastest transformations. Dumbbells are unique, a full body precision tool, that will keep you safe and adapting at the proper pace. It is one of the great tragedies of our...
#2074: Fitness Advice: “Sets And Reps” Are A Lie, Use The Keyhole Method
Friday • March 14th 2025 • 10:08:22 pm • 2KB
You will achieve nothing by sitting on four machines for 10 minutes, and lifting something you are not ready for, ten times, thrice. Sets and reps is a hodge podge of lies, failed sales pitches, blivets, and a bunch of misshapen old men pretending they...
#2073: Six Days Until Spring
Thursday • March 13th 2025 • 10:04:18 pm • 2KB
On my way to the gym as I was crossing the road today, two geese were flying overhead, and rather low. I hurried to the curb as not to get hit, and looked right up, only to be greeted by a hot flash. As the goose nearest me, freaking her long neck, to look...
#2072: Lords Of Purr; Or, What Does Your Cat Think About Your Exercise?
Wednesday • March 12th 2025 • 8:14:05 pm • 4KB
To get a better picture we will use percentages, and to make things simple, assume a 60 minute workout. So 6 minutes, is 10% of 1 hour, 1 minute is 1.6% of 1 hour 10 minutes is 16%, 15 minutes is 25%, 30 minutes is 50%, and 45 minutes, 75%. A lot of adults...
#2071: Fast Fitness For Ladies
Tuesday • March 11th 2025 • 8:54:12 pm • 4KB
We are more than the muscles you can isolate on machines, exercise that requires sitting or laying down, brings slow results. You need a full body integrated workout, that works all your muscles. Again, one at a time will take forever, all at once show...
#2070: Becoming Adventure
Monday • March 10th 2025 • 10:34:46 pm • 3KB
Rule number one, you always stop at the antique stores. And go through all their “nobody wants” items. The lonesome elves, empty weird boxes, chipped stuff. Lamps, so ugly, that no lampshade could save them. That is where you find, all the good stuff. The...
#2069: Use Jogging To Understand Bodybuilding
Sunday • March 9th 2025 • 9:24:52 pm • 3KB
Jogger wisdom dictates, that it is not a real jog… Until you can run straight through, without the need to stop. This is the process of, gradually building up your endurance. One of the things that happens, is growing more muscle. Now, once you are able to...
#2068: Reactive Programming For Girls
Saturday • March 8th 2025 • 10:02:48 pm • 3KB
For those of you who are new to programming, you usually say, username = “alice”; followed by; refreshUserInterface(). The program will then use the name alice, in all the right places. But as you add more to your program, manually refreshing the user...
#2067: Books And Adventure, A Pretty Neat Start
Friday • March 7th 2025 • 9:23:49 pm • 3KB
Practice a fine disregard for rule, but focus on your inner palace first. This is where you lay the groundwork, for your older self, in a way that cannot be interrupted by others. Invite all the worlds most celebrated philosophers into your life, so as...
#2066: At The Gym; Lift Heavy Or, Lift A Lot?
Thursday • March 6th 2025 • 9:18:33 pm • 3KB
This is the wrong question to ask, a workout is not about what it looks like. First of all, the workout is five days a week, and you need to use music correctly. You have to lift to it, to enter a dance trance. One bat up, next beat down, you need songs...
#2065: Just Build A School, Kid
Wednesday • March 5th 2025 • 7:36:20 pm • 2KB
The AI will do a lot, but it can’t make the path. You have to do the walking, the human mind must choose. All you need to do, is follow your curiosities. The user interface, is just another social network. And you start in the beginning, and go all the way...
#2064: Oh Sure, You My Have Cold Cheeks, But Spring Is In Two Weeks
Tuesday • March 4th 2025 • 9:44:10 pm • 1KB
It does not matter, wheter, you a cold, or just cranky and old, And no matter what, you have been told. Or whether or not, your mother knows. Come the first day, you put your winter clothes away. And hence; you must wear short pants. Any type is alright,...